Lock-Jaw's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Malapa's Challenge]

Kool

I always wanted to bend spoons and explode ppls heads, anyway its a good game and not long ago i found out i nearly went out wif a psychic chik but she broke up wif me b4 we met!

[Highschool of the Apes]

Very original!

Yep i sure showed those apes how to snort jelly up me nose! Dis game is mad and is out now yours to own on DVD or ur nearest newgrounds centre!

[Escape from Elm Street]

Good ol' Kruger

Dis game requirs a problem solving mind and tha no how which is y i couldn't finish it so i cheated by lookin at other reviews.

[the skullkid]

Wat tha hell hapened to his head!

This Skullguy is insane! Which is y i like dis game but y is his head a skull did a leper eat his face off or sumfin!

[Sack Smash 2001]

Big Sack

That guys gotta a big enough sack to hav a 100 kids and move into a shoe!

[Ravage]

Mad

I love tha game RAMPAGE to be able to destroy city's and eat ppl finnaly i can play it agen, except its a remake wif different characters and i dont think u can eat ppl in dis 1!

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

FUN

Who eva thought a round nugget shit wif a twig in his hand could have so much power!

[Chainsaw the Children]

This game has no motive or plot which is why i lik

Cutting kids in half and destroying trees, wat more could u want! I want hippies tied to tha trees and they go down wif it wen u chop em down! Anyway missuseing a power tool is a golden idea for a game.
If u dont reckon call me on this numba 1800 555 fuku

[Bloody Rage]

Impressive

I say good game, but y duz every single character do tha same moves! If they dont I dont no wat tha hell im doing! Good game for bloodthirsty sicko's who wanna beat tha shit out of Yoda.

[Create-A-Ride]

Ya gotta respect cars to respect this!

Very nice artwork, always wanted to do up a car but no money so y tha hell not do it on a cartoon its alot cheaper!